Flatwoods Monster Squishable

WHO knew there was so much to say about the Flatwoods Monster?!?!?! Apparently some fellas were walking along a forest in West Virginia when they saw a bright light! They were so blinded, all they could make out was a spade-headed humanoid shape with fierce red eyes and a long spindly figure! To this day, people debate whether this creature actually exists, or if it was just a big owl with a flashlight! Ok maybe that last bit was made up...