The Thrifty Mountaineer
Cryptid Banana Split Onesie
Cryptid Banana Split Onesie
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The Sweetest Legends in Appalachia.
What happens when you mix three legendary cryptids with everyone's favorite dessert?
You get the Cryptid Banana Split!
Featuring Mothman, Bigfoot, and the Flatwoods Monster as three delicious scoops topped with whipped cream, cherries, and chocolate, this original design is equal parts cute, quirky, and unmistakably Appalachian.
Created exclusively by The Thrifty Mountaineer, this shirt is perfect for cryptid fans, festival-goers, ice cream lovers, and anyone who believes folklore should be served with sprinkles.
Whether you're celebrating at the Banana Split Festival or just showing off your love of weird West Virginia, this tee is guaranteed to start conversations.
Features
🍌 Original artwork exclusive to The Thrifty Mountaineer
🍨 Mothman, Bigfoot & Flatwoods Monster "flavors"
🌲 Inspired by Appalachian folklore
👕 Soft, comfortable everyday fit
📍 Designed in West Virginia
Product Highlights
Exclusive Thrifty Mountaineer design
Perfect for cryptid lovers and festival season
Great gift for West Virginia fans
Available in youth and adult sizes
Professionally printed for vibrant, long-lasting color
Product: Rabbit Skins 4400 Infant Baby Rib Bodysuit
5.0 oz.,
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Heather: 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
White is sewn with 100% cotton thread
Double stitched binding at neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
1x1 baby rib
Flatlock stitched seams
Side seam construction
Reinforced 3 snap closure
EasyTear™ label
Product tag may show different name for size
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