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When Squonk Cries Tee

When Squonk Cries Tee

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Prince's 1984 anthem "When Doves Cry" spent five weeks at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and finished the year as Billboard's #1 song. It's also ranked among Rolling Stone's greatest songs of all time.

When we found out this year's Squonkapalooza was 80s-themed, we knew we needed something TOTALLY TUBULAR that featured some BITCHIN' tears!

Our resident walking jukebox, Mrs. Thrifty, immediately said, "When Doves Cry." Instantly, I pictured dove-shaped tears streaming from the Squonk's sad little eyes deep in the Pennsylvania hemlock forest.

We took the idea to Megan at The Scarlet Visionary, and she turned that goofy conversation into this RADICAL original design. We think it's worthy of climbing our own charts—and hopefully yours too!

Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt

  • 4.5 oz.

  • 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey

  • Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

  • Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

  • All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton

  • Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar

  • Modern classic fit

  • High stitch density for smoother printing surface

  • Taped neck and shoulders

  • Rolled forward shoulder

  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

  • Tubular fit for minimal torque

  • Tear away label

Size Body length Body width
XS 27" 16"
S 26.62" 18"
M 27.62" 20"
L 28.62" 22"
XL 29.62" 24"
2XL 30.62" 26"
3XL 33 1/2" 28"
4XL 34 1/2" 30"
5XL 35" 32"
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