The Thrifty Mountaineer
When Squonk Cries Tee
When Squonk Cries Tee
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Prince's 1984 anthem "When Doves Cry" spent five weeks at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and finished the year as Billboard's #1 song. It's also ranked among Rolling Stone's greatest songs of all time.
When we found out this year's Squonkapalooza was 80s-themed, we knew we needed something TOTALLY TUBULAR that featured some BITCHIN' tears!
Our resident walking jukebox, Mrs. Thrifty, immediately said, "When Doves Cry." Instantly, I pictured dove-shaped tears streaming from the Squonk's sad little eyes deep in the Pennsylvania hemlock forest.
We took the idea to Megan at The Scarlet Visionary, and she turned that goofy conversation into this RADICAL original design. We think it's worthy of climbing our own charts—and hopefully yours too!
Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt
4.5 oz.
100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey
Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar
Modern classic fit
High stitch density for smoother printing surface
Taped neck and shoulders
Rolled forward shoulder
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Tubular fit for minimal torque
Tear away label
| Size | Body length | Body width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" |
| S | 26.62" | 18" |
| M | 27.62" | 20" |
| L | 28.62" | 22" |
| XL | 29.62" | 24" |
| 2XL | 30.62" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33 1/2" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34 1/2" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |
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